Please Don't Give Me Verbal Instructions Satin Poster — Funny ADHD Neurodivergent Wall Art

You told me verbally. I nodded. I looked like I was absolutely absorbing every word. And then... it left. Not stored, not filed, not saved — it just walked right out of the building and took the whole instruction with it.

If that sounds familiar, this poster was made for you.

Whether you have ADHD, are autistic, process auditory information differently, or your brain just runs its own filing system with a strict "no verbal input" policy — you are not broken. You are wired in a way that deserves a heads-up label, and this is it.

Featuring an illustrated pink brain character completely surrounded by sticky notes and question marks, this satin poster is the polite, funny, and deeply relatable way to communicate what you need without having to explain your neurology to every person who walks through the door.

Printed on premium 210gsm satin paper with vivid, sharp color reproduction, this 11" x 14" poster is built to look sharp wherever you hang it — your bedroom, home office, classroom, therapy room, or anywhere else you spend time with people who might be tempted to just... tell you things out loud.

Write it down. Send a text. Drop it in an email. Your brain will thank you.

• Printed on premium 210gsm satin paper — rich color, subtle sheen, and a professional finish that holds up beautifully on any wall
• 11" x 14" size — substantial enough to be noticed, compact enough to fit anywhere that matters to you
• Features an illustrated pink brain character drowning in sticky notes and question marks — relatable energy, instant recognition
• Speaks directly to the ADHD, autistic, and auditory processing community — equal parts funny, warm, and genuinely useful as a communication tool
• Perfect for bedrooms, offices, classrooms, and therapy rooms — or anywhere verbal instructions go to quietly disappear
• Makes a spot-on gift for neurodivergent friends, family, therapists, and anyone who has ever said "wait, can you write that down?"

Product features:
- Bright pigment inks for intense, long-lasting colors
- Museum-grade, archival paper to resist yellowing
- Low-glare satin finish with sharp detail
- Multiple orientations and 14 size options for flexible display
- Indoor use; slight size tolerance +/- 1/16"

Care instructions:
- If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.