Pro-Level Procrastinator Tee | Funny ADHD Gift | Vintage Comfort Colors

You didn't forget. You just decided that was Tomorrow's Problem — and honestly, Tomorrow You is practically a professional at this point.

If your brain runs on "I'll start after this one more thing" and your to-do list is mostly a collection of things you wrote down so you'd feel better about not doing them yet, this shirt was made for you. Not by you. You'll get around to ordering it eventually.

This is the tee for the overthinkers, the hyperfocusers (on literally anything except the thing that's due), and everyone who has ever said "I work better under pressure" because pressure is the only thing that actually makes them move.

The garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 gives it that soft, worn-in vintage feel right out of the bag — no breaking in required, which is good, because you were definitely going to put that off too. Unisex relaxed fit, available in sizes XS–5XL, and built to hold up through all the days you spend not doing the thing.

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• Built on the Comfort Colors 1717 — the gold standard of garment-dyed tees, known for its soft, worn-in vintage feel that starts looking like your favorite shirt from day one (not year three)
• 100% ring-spun cotton, unisex relaxed fit — structured enough to look intentional, roomy enough to wear when your brain has already checked out for the day
• Garment-dyed for that perfectly imperfect finish — each piece comes out slightly unique, which honestly feels very on-brand for the neurodivergent experience
• Built to survive the wash cycle (and you) — the dye and print hold up wash after wash, so you can stress-wear this thing as many times as needed
• Sizes XS through 5XL — because bodies, like brains, come in every configuration and all of them deserve a good tee
• Print-on-demand, no minimums — made when you order it, so there's no pressure, no bulk commitment, and no warehouse full of shirts nobody bought

Product features:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk sizing
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Size range S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in many colors

Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean