🧠💜 Welcome to My Chaos... 🙃
Executive Dysfunction Club Crewneck Sweatshirt | Brain Said No ADHD Sweatshirt
Welcome to the Executive Dysfunction Club… membership is completely unintentional. 🧠💜
If you’ve ever stared at your to-do list, wanted to get started, and somehow ended up doing literally anything else, you’re in good company.
Featuring a bold brain graphic with the unmistakable “Brain Said No – Executive Dysfunction Club” design, this sweatshirt humorously captures one of the most relatable struggles of ADHD and executive dysfunction. It’s a reminder that sometimes the hardest part isn’t knowing what needs to be done… it’s convincing your brain to cooperate.
Made from a soft cotton blend with a cozy fleece interior, this crewneck is designed for comfort on busy days, quiet evenings, coffee runs, study sessions, or those moments when your brain decides today’s plans have been postponed indefinitely.
Whether you live with ADHD, executive dysfunction, autism, anxiety, or simply appreciate honest humor, this sweatshirt is a comfortable way to say, “Yep… it’s one of those days.”
Product Features:- Soft cotton blend with a cozy fleece interior
- Classic unisex crewneck fit
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband for lasting shape
- Durable construction for everyday wear
- Perfect for ADHD, executive dysfunction, neurodivergent minds, students, teachers, office workers, and anyone who has ever lost a battle with their to-do list
- A thoughtful gift for the wonderfully distracted people in your life
The motivation is there. The brain just scheduled it for another day. 🧠✨
Product features:
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly fabric (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability
- Embroidery and printed label options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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