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My Brain Said No Hoodie | Executive Dysfunction Club Funny ADHD Hoodie
Some days your to-do list is ready to go… and your brain has other plans.
This cozy hoodie features a bold red brain surrounded by the everyday distractions of executive dysfunction, finished with the phrase “My Brain Said No… Executive Dysfunction Club.” It’s a relatable design for anyone with ADHD who has ever stared at a task, wanted to start, and somehow ended up doing twelve other things instead.
Made with a soft, warm fleece interior and a classic unisex fit, it’s perfect for cool mornings, coffee runs, study sessions, therapy days, or relaxing at home. Whether you’re embracing your neurodivergent journey or shopping for someone who understands the struggle, this hoodie brings comfort, humor, and a reminder that you’re never alone.
Features:
• Soft cotton/poly fleece blend for everyday comfort
• Spacious front kangaroo pocket
• Adjustable drawstring hood
• Classic unisex fit
• Durable print designed to last
Because sometimes it isn’t procrastination… it’s just that your brain said no.
Product features:
- Jersey-lined 2-piece hood for added warmth and clean fit
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, easy silhouette
- Front pouch pocket for hand warmth and quick storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric in ring-spun cotton blends for durability and softness
- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certified — sustainably and ethically manufactured
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 86.36 | 88.90 | 91.44 | 93.98 | 96.52 | 99.06 | 101.60 | 104.14 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 | 2.54 |
2-piece hood
2-piece color-matched jersey fabric lined hood for added warmth and style.
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel.
Pouch pocket
Includes a pouch pocket for convenient storage and warmth.
FLA and WRAP-certified
Produced in a facility partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified, reflecting socially conscious manufacturing standards.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester.
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, Ink Blot use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
OEKO-TEX Standard 100
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie) for sustainable manufacturing practices.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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